First off, OMG!AWESOME! My gut keeps doing happy clenchy things.

1) Yeah, I wonder if that phone's going to ring again after you've ripped the damn thing out of the wall, since it's a ghost that's calling you and all. I'm just saying, I'm pretty sure nobody was like, "OMG! The phone is ringing!"

2) "We talked about our feelings and discussed our favorite boy bands." I <3 Dean. Like, this much, yo.

3) Sam's hurt, oh shit! face when Dean told him that Ruby lied... "You've been keeping secrets from me?!" When you think about it though, Dean and Sam barely ever keep things from each other, so when they do hold back on information, it's usually pretty big and hurts them a lot more. Especially when the information involves one of the hot brothers going to hell for eternity because he didn't want the other brother to die. Oh, plus, Sammy's bitchy storm-off was great.

4) Heh, going to the phone company was great. "Mentioned a lunch..." Plus, all of that porn and Dean talking about the Busty Asian Beauties and the platinum membership... that site's real. I want to look. I think I will. *looks* It's not actually porn; just a WB site. Oh! And I loved how Dean was all authoritative with the pervy slob, and then when the pervy slob got to work, Dean was all smirky and proud with Sam. "Hee! See what I can do?"

5) Once again, someone manages to be really observant and smart about how Dean and Sam aren't really who they say they are, even though they are more than a little stupid about other things that put their lives in peril. You notice a cheap suit and a rental car, but you can't get that your mother saying "Come to me" over and over on your computer isn't really your mother?

6) I laughed so hard when Dean was talking about the necrophiliac that I almost peed my pants. I mean, I want to write a scene of him sitting across from that old woman, hearing her tell him that she's been having phone sex with her long-dead husband, and Dean first slack-jawed, and then clearing his throat and shifting until he's like, "Okay, thank you for your time" and all but running out of the house.

7) DADDY! Aww...

8) "What did he sound like?" "...Oprah." *giggles* Sometimes I think Sam deliberately sets himself up for Dean's sarcasm. Of course, Sam can give just as good as he gets. *cackles* Dirtay.

9) "What do I say?" Aww again. "Hello?" *snorts* I'm sorry, but that conversation sounds exactly like the one my sister and I would have if one of our dead relatives called me and I was waiting for him/her to call back. I'd be all, "I don't know what to do!" and my sister would be like, "Um, you pick up the phone, first of all."

10) Once again, Dean picks at Sammy's Stanford education. But Sam's lispy "Hilarious" was... hilarious. I am forever going to say that word Sammy-style, because he was so totally channeling his "Blah, blah!" self from "Tall Tales". *cracks up* Watch closely if you take a gander at the episode again; he even purses his lips and cocks his head the same way.

11) I love the eyebrow wiggle that Dean gives Sam when he hands him the pamphlet. Poor Dean thought that he'd one-upped Sammy. Aww...

12) I squiggled ridiculously when Dean and Sam went to the Edison museum. I loved how every time the tour guide did the quotation fingers over things occult-related, Dean would look all indignant. "What's with the corny fingers?" Plus, the guide cracked me up when she was like, "And we're not touching..." She sounded just like the Barbie in the Toy Story movie. *giggles some more*

13) Also, every time Dean just sat there alone at the table, staring at the cell phone and waiting for his dad to call... my lower lip puffed out like a bee stung me and I started sniffling. Poor Dean. He has such daddy issues. And mommy issues. I love him so much. Also, I actually let out a little whimper when Dean was like, "I was looking after Sammy, like you told me to." I'm getting all emotional just thinking about it now. But at the same time, I make myself laugh a little by picturing Dean going, "Well, you did it!"

14) Does this mean that Dean studied meteorology? Was that one of Dean's hobbies? They really don't dwell too much on what he liked to do/wanted to be when he was a kid. It's probably better that they just hint at that stuff the way they do, but still... I want to write a Dean wants to be a meteorologist when he grows up!drabble. And then there was just Dean grasping at every possible thing that could get him out of going to hell, and Sam trying to be the voice of reason but still wanting to believe that Dean's theories are right.

15) Dean got angry at Sammy! Even though it was only a brief walk-out. I do love the "You go hang out with jailbait while I save my life" line though. Dean's just so cornered right now. "Blind faith is all I got." *sniffles* And Sam's trying so hard to to be strong for the both of them. I loved when he was begging Dean not to go anywhere. And you could see that he knew Dean wasn't going to actually stay put, but he knew that Dean really was living on blind faith.

16) For some reason, I really loved when Simon got the call from his "mommy" on the little toy phone. I didn't get the chills or anything, but I was just like, "And you thought it was all pretend. Well, check this out! I'm going to forget everything I've ever been taught about crossing the street and almost get myself hit by a semi until Gigantor pulls me out of the way at the last possible second!" Plus, the way he answered the phone was adorable, because it reminds me of what my mom used to tell me to say when I was little and I had to answer the phone: "Hello, _________ residence. Who's calling please?" *giggles even more*

17) When Sam freaked out after hearing about the "come to me" line, he was totally thinking "It got to Dean." I mean, sure, he was like, "Don't answer the phone or anything" as he was leaving the house, but he was really like, "I wish Dean would just stay home sometimes." However, there was one line that really annoyed me: "Where's Simon?" Yeah, like Sam knows. He probably doesn't even know who Simon is. You're stupid, girl. Pay attention to your little brother and stop talking to your dead not-mother all the time.

18) So the demon likes to live in filth. Dirty. *cackles*

19) "This is Herman Munster." Hee! Dean is love. They should bring back that number you could call back during season one, that way I can call "Dean's cell phone" and hear his voice. Not that I used to call that number all the time or anything. Or Nathan's campaign number. Nope, not at all. *coughs and tries to hide her blushing face behind her hands*

20) Heh. Pervy slob thinks that Sam is angry about overcharging. Okay, that's kind of funny. I do love that, "That's what happens!" line, though. But then I think that guy probably should've gotten his face smashed in, because that demon really swung that bat at him. I don't know, maybe cheekbones can take a lot more than I thought they could.

21) Oh, wow, Sammy's tied up again. Surprise. Now I have a drabble in my head about how the Winchester brothers like to tie each other up during sex. Not that that hasn't been done before. I'm thinking of one where Dean grins and puts a party hat on Sam and being like, "But you were so cute in that basement..." while Sam just bitch-faces at him and struggles a little until Dean kisses him.

22) Hmm. That demon had some freaky teeth. I don't get why he had to stab his victims though. He should have just opened his jaw wide (like he did) and clamp his face over their heads and suck 'em up like a snake. Sure, that would be harder to accomplish, but still cooler than the shtriga-style sucking of the white wispy soul. *sighs* I'm just saying, you have cool needly teeth, then you use them, damnit.

23) Anyone else notice how that demon kept hitting on everything, whether it was alive or not? I mean, he was practically humping electronics. And then he was all breathy with Sam and stroking his face with his knife (heh). He died pretty well though. He looked totally shocked about getting a spike through his neck. *giggles* Sammy spiked him into a spike (lame).

24) I love the jibe about Sam's improved face. But then, oh, oh! Later when he was saying that if their dad, who crawled out of hell, couldn't find a way to get him out of the deal, then no one could? Yeah, there was a tear or two on my part. But then Sammy was all, "You want a poem?" and Dean just handed him the beer... and then they had secks. The end. Yet another plot bunny involving beers and sex.

The spoiler for next week looks awesome. I actually made my "Eeew!" face at the maggots and the heart and the Frankenstein's monster-style doctor. Plus! I think the guy who's playing him is one of the only people I really liked from Charmed (and yes, that's including the witches themselves). What was his name? The demon of fear? I liked him. I wish they would've had him on the show more. He was just so... cool.