The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
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And People Wonder Why!

2008-10-11 15:44:49 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
I have a JavaScript/AJAX dynamic vote program that I'm trying to run, so that when you vote it automatically gets the latest stats and returns them to you. And look In Internet Explorer, it works perfectly In Firefox, it refuses to send the request to the submission page In Opera, it incorrectly says that no selection has been made In Safari,...
 
Tags: page, submission page, form submission event, internet explorer, 98-line program, refuses, errors, ignores, brings
 
 
 
 
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Sex With Strangers

2008-10-11 13:10:31 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
As a documentary, this film on three swinger couples isn't very good, partially because all the couples are completely dysfunctional, and swinging actually seems detrimental to all their lives. But to me, it was fascinating for reasons that often had nothing to do with the film One of the lead triads, for example, consists of a...
 
Tags: guy, girl, film, sound guy, couples, swinger couples, job, boob job, sex
 
 
 
 
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Old Friends Like Amputations

2008-10-11 01:40:34 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
Some days I wonder whether I miss old friends, or whether I just miss the idea of them. My life has been a series of chasing soulmates - folks I spent huge amounts of time, with, sharing every detail of each other's lives, and then them either breaking it off or (more often) just drifting away And I wonder whether I ever really knew them....
 
Tags: days, idea, love, friends, life, huge amounts, lives, miss, dunno
 
 
 
 
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Me Want Food

2008-10-10 15:39:09 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
So I just spent half an hour making the Cook's Illustrated version of a hamburger. Which involves taking boneless short ribs and sirloin tips, freezing them until they're cool, and then grinding them yourself in a food processor. They claim this is because the collagens in the meat bunch up when you compress them otherwise, so they have to be...
 
Tags: meat tastes, meat, meat bunch, boneless short ribs, hamburger, hamburger tastes, inside underdone, food processor, cool
 
 
 
 
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Civilization

2008-10-10 13:02:53 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
I like civilization. I'm a big fan of having a large crowd of people committed to my safety and protection, since I'm generally against large hordes of barbarians raping my wife and pillaging my home theater system But I do think that civilization encourages a weird kind of myopia. Because the civilization and culture around you does a lot of...
 
Tags: civilization, people, people interact, reason people, civilization based, civilization encourages, wait, gotta wait, encourages
 
 
 
 
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It's Been Two Months Since You Looked At Me

2008-10-09 13:07:14 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
Two months ago, I was on a plane, feeling the ghost of California wrapped around my shoulders, smelling of eucalyptus and dorm room carpeting. My head was stuffed full of new writing, and I felt that first tug of loss in knowing that nearly all my Clarion friends were somewhere else. The only consolation was that Steffi, wonderfully filthy...
 
Tags: clarion, clarion story, friends, clarion friends, class, six-week class, clarion class, clarion short story, months
 
 
 
 
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My To-Do List Baffles Me

2008-10-08 15:16:23 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
I am a to-do list junkie. One of the reasons I got my iPhone is that my To-Do list on my Treo sucked. I have been known to do something, then write it down on my to-do list so that I can check it off However, for the past two days I've had an item on my to-do list that I can't fathom Follow up girlfriend I have no clue what this means, or why...
 
Tags: to-do list, to-do list junkie, iphone, girlfriend, follow, auto-correct, fathom, item, treo
 
 
 
 
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The Disappearance of Slack, Or: Can't Have It Both Ways

2008-10-08 14:03:32 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
The biggest complaint about the Presidential debates is how damn boring they are. Nobody says anything new, they just cling to their talking points like barnacles to a ship and recite their lines That's probably your fault. Because most of us are, secretly, watching the President jog An interesting fact: Whenever the President jogs, the...
 
Tags: president jog, president, president jogs, initial words, slack, day, words, meaningless speeches, speeches
 
 
 
 
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Things I Have Learned Today

2008-10-07 23:07:02 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
No matter how you try to say it, "I'll be out waxing my cabinet" sounds dirty
 
Tags: sounds dirty, matter, cabinet
 
 
 
 
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Okay, Who's With Me?

2008-10-07 17:39:03 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD , Adapted from the George Romero film of the same name, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD ,by Lori Allen Ohm, brings the spine-tingling horror and brutal in-your-face honesty of the classic zombie flick to life. Sure to be a cult phenomenon, directors John Paul Soto and James Kosmatka are pulling out all the stops, with a...
 
Tags: classic zombie flick, george romero film, multi-media production style, brutal in-your-face honesty, zombies eat people, classic thriller, csu theater, november 1st, james kosmatka
 
 
 
 
 
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