...movies END Directed by: Roman Polanski. Written by: Roman Polanski and Gérard Brach. Starring: Catherine Deneuve, Yvonne Furneaux, Ian Hendry, John Fraser, Patrick Wymark

Wizard of Gore (1970 Extremely Trashy Ranking: YES Somehow tricked Mr. White into watching this on Scream one night (also tricked her into watching Return of the Living Dead , which seemed a lot better the second time around About a magician (Ray Sager) whose act involves brutally killing women on stage... and... well, that's pretty much it....

Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (1974 Moderately Trashy Second part of the Scream triple feature, following Pretty Poison and preceding something else... actually, I think it was Furious Wolfman . I couldn't sell Mr. White on that one Anyway, we wanted to watch it coz I thought it was Bring me the Head of Jerry Garcia and I was going...

Again, I haven't been posting regularly. I haven't been posting at all. I've been quite busy doing other things in the real world. Summer things. However, sitting here, all alone, drinking a mojito, eating granola and listening to my 'spooky mix' on grooveshark, I feel just inspired enough to write a short burst of reviews of films I watched in...

...movies to be even watchable when you start watching towards the end, but this is an exception The plot, as far as I can tell, is about a crazy guy (Anthony Perkins) who tells a teenage girl (Tuesday Weld) that he's a secret agent and then I guess they go on a killing spree or something I actually really enjoyed the little bit of this movie I...

The Passion of Darkly Noon (1995 Extremely Trashy Ranking: Maybe Second part of the Scream Triple Feature which also included the boring fest that was Hush and Fatal Attraction . I didn't really care to watch this movie, but the description of it in the little TV guide said: "A cultist takes up residence with a scantily clad woman", and I...

Hush (1998 Moderately Trashy Ranking: No Watched Persepolis the other day, but somehow I thought reviewing it on this blog would degrade it in some way, so instead I decided to do this crappy ass thriller instead. It's much more within my territory About a pregnant woman (Gwyneth Paltrow) who is harassed by her psychotic mother in law (Jessica...

As I mentioned in the last post, Mr. White and I are staying with some other friends in the country for a week or so Anyway, about five minutes ago, I'm sitting here, contemplating what to write about The Passion of Darkly Noon (and I will get to that later) while simultaneously reading a review of Prophecy on Horror Movie a Day...

Up visiting associates for about a week, I guess. I've got access to the interweb, but I've got lots of other shit I have to do up here so I'll probably slack off blogging for a little while. Not that that's remotely unusual. This time, though, it's somewhat premeditated Although, I took the time to write this... frig, it's, like, quarter past...

...movies much more interesting than anything else I dunno... it was just too cute or something. It was even the least bit sick or twisted. It was cute straight through I didn't really find any of the characters that compelling, either. Jack Black was being an idiot, as usual. Mos Def was pretty good, but not especially interesting Yeah... it...