...movies to watch & review next week. The choices would include "crap on my DVR", but once again Dish Network went all ten kinds of nutcake and all my recordings were wiped clean . Once again, I say: FUCK YOU, DISH NETWORK. Sadly, Crap On My DVR Week will have to wait. Fuck technology edit: the poll is up! Vote, bitches

In the midst of all of the hullabaloo surrounding the upcoming Return to Sleepaway Camp , the fourth film in the series, I thought I'd take a moment to make a list I've decided to call Some Things I Love About Sleepaway Camp Christ, that's clever! And yes, I know there's no "hullabaloo" surrounding RSC . First off, "hullabaloo" was today's...

This October 14, everyone's dreams (yes, everyone's - even Betty White has been waiting for this) are coming true: Return to Sleepaway Camp will be released on DVD! Hooray! As the French might say, "Voila, le trailer I AM SO READY. As much as I love Parts II and III with cute-as-a-button, righteous, post-op Angela (Pamela Springsteen), I'm...

It's new Film Club pick day, huzzah! This movie is one I know you're gonna be excited about...and if you'r enot, then quite frankly I wonder what you're doing here in the first place! KA-BLAM Damn straight, skippy! Not that I need to list any reasons why I'm choosing this movie, but let me say this anyway: giant animals vs Ida Lupino and Marjoe...

The Powers That Be have finally posted the newest episode of Ghostella's Haunted Tomb, " The Tape ". It's my Rope ! Kind of, in a way. You'll see. Maybe. Or not. Geez, what's your problem In other news, I wanted to post this painting I did for a friend's birthday- I've briefly spoken about the amazingness of Weng Weng in the past, so it was...

...movies (see: Jaws , The Swarm ), the townsfolk in The Car refuse to cancel the...the...parade festival or whatever the hell it is just because of some cuckoo nutso guy is on the loose mowing people down in his sedan Boy, will they rue that decision! At a parade festival rehearsal, a positively unearthly wind heralds the arrival of THE CAR ,...

Despite the fact that I walked around with a camera for 5 days, I took nary a photo at this year's San Diego Comic-Con. Now, looking at other websites which have posted all manner of cool pics, I wonder what the hell I was thinking. No matter! I'll simply pinch a few photos from Shock Till You Drop of posters that I like. Nevermind photographing...

Jabba works his bitches hard , y'all That's the last picture I took at Comic-Con- I only took about 15 altogether, despite going into it thinking I'd get all Jimmy Olsen up in that shit. Instead, I took about 3 pictures of my friends, 3 pictures of myself with friends, and 10 pictures of Star Wars statues because I am a NERD As if you didn't...

Oh Comic-Con, you've left me but a shell of the woman I once was. 5 days of walking, shouting, looking, and jostling is enough to break even the most enthusiastic geek. The show is so huge and so packed it's practically impossible to actually enjoy it at times. Sure, the film companies have sweet booth setups, but you can't check it out for all...

Sorry I've been oh so quiet lately, but you see, I've been a-gearin' up for NERD PROM Yes, it's that time of the year again; in a couple of hours I'm heading on down to San Diego for five- count 'em, FIVE - days and nights of madness. I've got oodles and oodles of noodles cool stuff lined up and I'm so excited...I just can't hide it! I'm about...