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FilmFanatix Review: "Crawl Space"

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2007-12-23 19:30:00 by Tony DeFrancisco in Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews and News
Crawl Space 2007 out of Director: Michael Tiddes Cast: Lindsay Lorraine, Erin Ross, Brad Schmidt SPOILERS Aww, now I feel bad. Not for the directors, the producers, the cast members, and everyone else that was involved with the production of the eleven minute short film Crawl Space, but I feel bad for me. It turns out that I had two copies of...
 
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Hardcore Film Maniac Exclusive Review: "Jingle All The Way"

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2007-12-21 17:23:00 by Tony DeFrancisco in Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews and News
...movies ever made. I just love the living shit out of it Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is a business man who will work during his Christmas break if it required him to. He misses his sons karate thing, where he was offered a new belt. To make it up to him, Langston offers to buy his son Jamie (Jake YIPPIE! Lloyd) a Turbo-Man action...
 
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Saturday Movie Night Week 5: "Underdog," "Once," "The Simpsons Movie," "Bring It On: In It to Win It," "Stardust," "Halloween," "Hatchet," "Balls..."

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2007-12-21 07:18:00 by Tony DeFrancisco in Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews and News
...movies where daughters fight with their moms and start crying like little bitches? Well, we get them, only its between Neuberger and Belushi only they dont cry and they prove that they are men! Now I have to admit, the act doesnt keep up for too long. They change their tone and the mom subplot is forgotten. However, we still have the two male...
 
Tags: movie, simpsons movie, simpsons, entire, entire movie, movie hey, romantic movie clichs, tells, movie tells
 
 
 
 
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MovieBuffs Review: "Enchanted"

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2007-12-16 19:00:00 by Tony DeFrancisco in Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews and News
...movies. I really wanted to see No Country for Old Men again, but I think it would have been better for me to see a happier film. And then again, Enchanted was the only movie that I could really smile over (since August Rush even had a few depressing moments and Beowulf was depressing just to watch). While the trailer was horrible (and if...
 
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Hardcore Film Maniac Exclusive Review: "Black Santa's Revenge"

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2007-12-15 16:38:00 by Tony DeFrancisco in Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews and News
Black Santas Revenge 2007 out of Director: David Walker Cast: Ken Foree, Todd Robinson, Gracie Starr Well, I am speechless. So speechless that I cant even come up with a half decent thing to say about Black Santas Revenge, a short film starring Ken Foree, and I dont have to explain what movie that guy was from. I hate Christmas, but even the...
 
Tags: black santas revenge, black santa, foree, christmas, foree throws, christmas gift, christmas day, classic foree fashion, christmas eve
 
 
 
 
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Fatally-Yours Book Review: "Horror 101: The A-List of Horror Films and Monster Movies Vol. 1"

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2007-12-14 14:50:00 by Tony DeFrancisco in Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews and News
...Movies Vol. 1 2007 Editor: Aaron Christensen Authors: 78 horror fans Horror films today arent like what they were back in the 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, and hell, even 90s. Boogeymen and monsters inspired a trend of fantastic movies back in their days. Black Christmas inspired Halloween. Halloween inspired Friday the 13th. Friday the...
 
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Hardcore Film Maniac Exclusive Review: "The Girl Next Door"

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2007-12-12 18:30:00 by Tony DeFrancisco in Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews and News
...movies ever, I will watch it But how could you like a movie like The Girl Next Door? A film that is so vile, so despicable that it is so frightened and filled with terror when it looks at itself in the mirror. The Girl Next Door has subject material that the only people that will find it entertaining would be the people that its based around...
 
Tags: door, film, girl, drinker ruth, ruth, door scarier, door succeeds, film takes, scarier
 
 
 
 
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Horror-101 Review: "Tree"

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2007-12-11 18:43:00 by Tony DeFrancisco in Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews and News
...movies based on premonitions suck, like Final Destination 3 and Sandra Bullocks queef of Premonition. Throughout the film, our protagonist, Tom Brueggerman (Bill Elverman), has visions of his daughter (Avery Lane) running. He also sees visions from his funeral, where his daughter and wife (Kate Berry) are hanging over his coffin. These could...
 
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By the end of Christmas vacation, you will be sick of me.

2007-12-11 13:39:00 by Tony DeFrancisco in Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews and News
 
...movies that come out. This is that one period of time where they DON'T dump all of the films out, and release them for Oscar release. So, being that I have nothing to do over the holiday season aside from internet porn and swimming in a pool of movie shirts and Blade Runner, I will be spending my time at the movie theater That means that...
 
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