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You Can Never Write Fast Enough...

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2008-04-17 15:04:46 by Kim Morgan in Sunset Gun
...bitchin' hot rod mag asked me to pen a column that combines two of my favorite things -- cars and movies -- so there was no way in hell I could say no. I struggled with just what to cover in my debut column -- my head spinning like my Torino doing cookies in the desert. And yet, the same movie continued to surface -- Two-Lane Blacktop . It...
 
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Over Her Dead Body Poster

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2007-12-21 16:28:41 by John Campea in The Movie Blog
...bitchin whack off session This poster is not conjuring strong emotions within me. Eva Longoria lying on anything is a good picture, but she doesnt have enough oomph in this poster. She should be mostly nude wrestling a centaur in heaven - that is an image that would put asses in seats. As always, Boris Vallejo needs a call Share This
 
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When Did Quads Become Bitchin'?

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2007-11-25 02:26:00 by J.D. in Joe's Movie Corner
Someone tell me. Seriouslie
 
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Movie Review: AMERICA 3000

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2007-08-31 18:40:00 by Jared in WORLDWEIRD CINEMA
...bitchin amazon babes is played by a former Grand Champion of the US Open Karate Championship and Blackbelt Hall of Famer Karen Lee Sheperd didnt hurt, either Overall, in this pleasing WWIII fantasy piece loaded with insanely ludicrous futuristic lingo seasoned in a simmering I Love the 80s broth, Id say AMERICA 3000 is technically competent...
 
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Psychic Fiends Network

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2005-08-15 22:50:59 by Editor in Cinephiliac
...bitchin' telekinetic powers. Joined by Peter's cucumber-cool buddy and 20-year colleague, Ben Childress ( John Cassavetes, one of the film's undeniable pleasures), we're quickly established on the shoreline of Israel, although the non-descript title card reads "Mid East, 1977." SUDDENLY, just after Ben shares some goodbyes over Peter's...
 
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Lie Down: Sleep Hunter

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2008-01-02 12:41:00 by Stacie Ponder in Final Girl
...bitchin' medallion and I can't turn into a bat, then what's the point of being a vampire? On the other hand, it was completely and totally refreshing to find storytelling unencumbered by mythos Unfortunately, the result is a bit, well, dull. Rise is ultimately short on action and long on...long on...umm...I don't remember! A large amount of...
 
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New Nightmare On Elm Street In The works

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2008-01-07 04:17:24 by John Campea in The Movie Blog
...bitchin claws and I want to see the sequel number climb even higher. Usually when a film series never ends, I start to get annoyed; but with classic slasher franchises like this - I want to see the numbers as high as possible. I hope I live long enough to see Nightmare On Elm Street 26 Freddy is a son of a bitch pedophile that deserves every...
 
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Ellen Page Cast In Whip It

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2008-01-14 21:58:39 by John Campea in The Movie Blog
...bitchin roles like this - life is good I think a roller-skating movie is a perfect choice for Drews directorial debut. DB is a fun sassy gal and I can totally see her in the stands of an all girl roller derby cheering on her favorite team. I remember watching Roller Games on TV as a kid. I remember Lita Ford singing Kiss Me Deadly at the end...
 
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Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

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2008-01-16 18:59:28 by John Campea in The Movie Blog
...bitchin Texas town, the music fest is supposed to rule and with the addition of a film festival - it may be the coolest place on earth to spend your March break. I need to get down there and enjoy the scene first hand I loved the first Harold and Kumar film and am pumped to see this one. The movie had a huge cult following and exploded due to...
 
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Cloverfield Sequel?

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2008-01-18 19:00:18 by John Campea in The Movie Blog
...bitchin sequel and a fresh take on the events of the day Cloverfield was a cool idea, and I am all for another monster movie; but have no interest in another 90 minutes of a camcorder on the run Share This
 
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