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The Open-Source Boob Project

2008-04-21 12:58:37 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
...boobs," she said to all of us in the hallway. "It's no big deal Now, you have to understand the way she said that, because it's the key to the whole project. The spirit of everything was formed within those nine words - and if she'd said them shyly, as though having her breasts touched by people was something to be endured or afraid of, the...
 
Tags: boob project, open-source boob project, boob, project, beautiful breasts, beautiful, breasts, mine, touch mine
 
 
 
 
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Mummy of the Day: BUBBA HO-TEP

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2007-10-15 11:43:00 by Ed Hardy, Jr. in Shoot the Projectionist
...boob. Just kind of a boob. (Link to my Burbs obsession here and here Bubba Ho-Tep is the kind of movie that you can get almost any film geek to watch just by telling them the pitch: Ossie Davis plays JFK as an old black man. Bruce Campbell plays Elvis as old, fat Elvis. They meet in a nursing home. Then team up to fight a mummy. Do you...
 
Tags: willies list, bubba ho-tep, mummy, willies, burbs, list, burbs obsession, utter boob, wah wah wah
 
 
 
 
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The Slaughter (2006)

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2007-12-29 16:08:00 by Greg B. in The Playground Movie Reviews
...boob-ah to be seen. I mean come on, the whore chick had a sex scene and a bath scene. Can't we get a little boobage without her hands covering them or silly camera angles that hide everything but the side-boob? She and the she-demon are two of the sexiest women I've seen in a while so get them naked, dammit More of this, please Yes, there...
 
Tags: dvd shit, shit, naked demoness, naked, cookie cutter shit, demoness, nerdy guy, hot teens, house
 
 
 
 
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watcher in the woods

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2008-05-15 20:46:00 by Stacie Ponder in Final Girl
...boob...such a gentle boob. Wouldn't we all like to be remembered as gentle boobs? Yes, I think we would Soon they find DJ's rope strung up across the river. Hooray, they're on the right track! As they cross the river, though, that pesky creeper proves he's always one step ahead: there are bear traps under the water, and poor unlucky Martin...
 
Tags: hal holbrook, hal holbrook decides, hal, musical failure hal, decides, hal holbrook disposes, doctors, doctors head, head
 
 
 
 
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A Community I Have Inadvertently Joined

2008-08-28 13:22:53 by Editor in The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
 
...boob job, and hey, isnt the guy in this scene HIV-positive, its a shame that they havent kicked him out yet Its like a little Star Magazine for porno Second, theyre firm critics, discussing performances and dissecting them with the seriousness that a professional critic uses to dissect a ballet performance. The number-one failure a girl can...
 
Tags: videobox review, videobox, scene hiv-positive, scene, review, review pile, reviews, counter-reviews, porno
 
 
 
 
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Film Club: The Hand

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2007-12-04 14:23:00 by Stacie Ponder in Final Girl
...boob and she'd be like "Ahhh!" and then the hand would kill her What? I'm not a perv- you know that would happen Give it up for The Film Club Coolies ! Post 'em if you got 'em, and tell me what you think 7 Popcorn Gatochy's Blog Bloody Mary's Movie Revue Evil on Two Legs Askewed Views
 
Tags: hand, metal hand, film, hand leaves, jon, jon angry, eeeeevil hand, expects jon, hand appears
 
 
 
 
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Top 5 Tuesdays (T5T) Is A Rerun

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2007-12-11 06:25:00 by Piper in LAZY EYE THEATRE
...boob tube every night. So give me your Top 5 TV show you would love to see instead of the crap they're running now 1. Thunderbirds Watch every week as the Thunderbirds save us from ourselves and battle The Hood in the process 2. Twin Peaks Still one of the best TV shows to ever appear on TV. Agent Cooper, Laura Palmer and the Log Lady would...
 
Tags: top, battle, goldar battle rodak, thunderbirds, friends, night, lazy eye theatre, writer friends, thunderbirds save
 
 
 
 
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Satan's Baby Doll (1982)

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2007-11-03 12:42:00 by Greg B. in The Playground Movie Reviews
...boob-ahs This is basically a retelling of Malabimba only not quite as good. And by "good", I mean as sleazy or interesting. This may be partially because the Severin disk of SBD is not the hardcore version released in Italy. Basically meaning you get to see lots of boobs, a few va-jay-jays, and even a couple penises (peni?) but no actual...
 
Tags: family, family doctor writes, daughter, innocent daughter, daughter miria, aguilar family, miria, ladies miria, maria
 
 
 
 
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The Burning (1981)

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2007-11-17 15:03:00 by Greg B. in The Playground Movie Reviews
...boobs-a-floppin', extreme ass close-ups, and overall hi-jinks. But there is one loser, Alfred ( Brian Backer from 80's raunch-comedy classics Meatballs and Fast Times at Ridgemont High ), who isn't having any fun. He's a freak and no one likes him very much. So of course he gets picked on by the camp bully and taken up for by the counselors...
 
Tags: cropsy, caretaker cropsy, gore, gore courtesy, human skull complete, gore-meister tom savini, skull, horny teens, cropsy treatment
 
 
 
 
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Erotic Nights of the Living Dead (1980)

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2007-11-26 15:57:00 by Greg B. in The Playground Movie Reviews
...boob tube, it's a reunion of the cast from Porno Holocaust and this time they invited the stunning Laura Gemser! OK, technically Porno came out after Erotic , but you get my drift. D'Amato has brought together the gang for, well, basically the same movie as last time. Why? Who the hell knows, but God knows I will watch it if Joe makes it ...
 
Tags: dead, dead dudes, dead make-up, amato stew, amato, george eastman, eastman, blind dead series, laura gemser