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Lame Week: Day 1

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2007-11-26 10:11:00 by Stacie Ponder in Final Girl
 
...LAME WEEK ! Wherein I cram tiny little scraps of content into your gaping maws to keep you from rioting...tiny little scraps that mostly involve other people doing the hard work for me For example, our friends over at Bleeding Skull uploaded a trailer to YouTube that I've seen countless times- if you're anything like me (and who isn't?) once...
 
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awesome movie poster friday- the LAME edition!

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2007-11-30 10:30:00 by Stacie Ponder in Final Girl
...LAME that I feel the need to mention them again. Oh, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning , how I sincerely fucking hated thee. We were doomed from the start, I'm afraid, because of your " one lonely man and his chainsaw " approach to the poster art. But you couldn't stop there, could you? You just had to take it three or four steps further...
 
Tags: poster, horror movie poster, urban legend poster, poster art, poster-, movie poster art, garfield, garfield button, poster style
 
 
 
 
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Lame Week: Day 3

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2007-11-28 09:23:00 by Stacie Ponder in Final Girl
...Lame Week's inaugural "Name that crispy dude, or at least the movie from whence he came!" contest. Many of you recognized the flapping flap of Harris (Richard Lynch) from Bad Dreams (1988). Congrats, you know-it-alls Today, Lame Week continues. I bid you welcome to my totally macabre Gallery of Novelizations! You can hold hands if you get...
 
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Lame Week: Day 2

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2007-11-27 09:27:00 by Stacie Ponder in Final Girl
...Lame Week continues! Hooray! I tells ya, if only my boss at Final Girl would give me a raise- why, then I could do...uh, Final Girl stuff all the live long day! But no, sorry to say...she's a jerk, and therefore I must continue to seek income in other places. But fear not! Whilst I'm out earning some dough on the nearest streetcorner by...
 
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Lame Week: Day 4

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2007-11-29 13:18:00 by Stacie Ponder in Final Girl
...lame, I'm simply providing you with a link to a link, probably to another link. In situations like this, I tend to link only to the source material but this time I'd rather link to my decidedly UNlame pal JA, who lays down the skinny on that upcoming Platinum Dunes Friday the 13th remake/relaunch/reimagining/retardening: Imagine if there was...
 
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Bay Says Transformers 2 Wont Be Lame

2008-06-06 04:02:00 by Editor in Movie Blog
 
...lame sequel...The robots are going to surprise a lot of people because we go with a lot of different levels, he teased. It also would appear that the Transformers arent the only ones doing the transforming in next summers sequel. In this one I transform from a girl into a woman, says Megan Fox. Check out MTV Movies Blog for the full story....
 
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REVIEW: LEPRECHAUN: BACK 2 THA HOOD

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2008-03-17 09:04:14 by Editor in B-MOVIE NEWS, REVIEWS, AND OTHER ASSORTED WEIRDNESS FROM THE FOYWONDER
...lame script, lousy editing, and a fatal identity crisis; by that I mean it clearly doesnt know what it is or what it wants to be. The LEPRECHAUN films have always mixed horror and humor but this one attempts to do so in the most piss poor manner possible. Let me give you an example The Leprechaun enters the room with a guy smoking pot. The...
 
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07 Fantasia

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2007-07-25 23:12:00 by 追放マーク in Outcast Cinema
...Lame humor, unlikable characters, and a serious budget challenge took its toll on me pretty quickly GHOSTS OF CITE SOLEIL - this documentary about Haitian gangs was screening at IFC the whole time our fest was on, but I didn't catch it in NYC. I'm glad I saw it in Montreal. Even though it gets kind of maudlin at the end and features a...
 
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Rapturious (2007)

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2007-11-09 13:52:00 by Greg B. in The Playground Movie Reviews
...lame promo/dvd cover, to the laughable premise, it just seemed unwatchable. But my friends over at DiabolikDVD.com sent me a screener so I thought "what the fuck". "What the fuck", indeed The epilogue is set in the Old West where a small town has captured a murdering rapist and ends up hanging him. Flash to the present in New York City where...
 
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2007-01-02 13:32:00 by Hetero-Erotica in -M-TERTAINMENT
...lame Disney copycats. Its the same people who will try to show their kids the message (which is what exactly?...save the ice caps?...how?...wha...the fuck??) Its the same people who drive gas guzzling, polluter SUVs and Hummers yet "recycle." "Im doing my part!", they claim. Its the same people who dont appreciate Pixar for what theyve done...
 
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