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2006-11-21 12:07:00 by Hetero-Erotica in -M-TERTAINMENT
...manage to be so bad? Look at that still shot! How could THAT movie not be funny? I wanted to laugh, but I wasnt compelled to. Will Arnett and Dax Shepard try their best to make something out of this, but its far too rigid and standard...shit, just way too poorly written to actually be funny. Hell, even Chi McBride, the most underrated black...
 
 
 
 
 
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2007-01-02 13:32:00 by Hetero-Erotica in -M-TERTAINMENT
...managed to see enough fucking bile to determine what was the worst. Without further ado...the bottom twenty 20. Shadowboxer Heres a flick thats so bafflingly terrible that youre mystified as to how it actually came to be. Helen Mirren, Oscar winner Cuba Gooding Jr., Stephen Dorff, Monique, Macy Grey, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the same...
 
 
 
 
 
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Winner of the Looking Closer review contest!

2008-08-12 04:58:20 by Jeffrey Overstreet in
 
...manage to pull the rug out from under the audience, youve scored a hit. When you follow up with a film about comic book mythos, and still manage to spin a hypnotic tale, youve earned devotion. When you tell a story about an alien invasion and manage to capture Hitchcockian suspense, well follow you anywhere. You can photograph cardboard and...
 
 
 
 
 
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We Own the Night (2007) - James Grays WE OWN THE NIGHT overcomes its predictable and routine story and logical loopholes with its decent performances

2007-10-19 00:45:01 by craiger in Craiger's Cinema Corner
 
...manager of a thriving nightclub in Brooklyn. His nights are an endless cycle of booze, drugs, and partying. His amoral lifestyle is one all night party of meet and greets and he is undeniably good at what he does. He, like every other nightclub owner, has a babe of a girlfriend, in this case named Amada (Eva Mendes, always physically...
 
 
 
 
 
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The Brothers Solomon (2007) - Monumentally juvenile and moronic sight gags and jokes - not to mention teeth grating performances by the two leads - ma

2007-09-18 01:07:03 by craiger in Craiger's Cinema Corner
 
...manages to get close to an obese woman, and just as shes about to go home with him, she is hit by a bus. Attempts at adoption go no where when Dean asks the agent whether or not they have a return policy The two then realize that they will have to take more dire measures. They turn to Craigslist on-line and manage to find an unmarried woman...
 
 
 
 
 
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DAY 6: Jaws (1975)

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2007-08-06 16:47:00 by Damian in Windmills of My Mind
...manage to strike a nice balance between featuring fantastic individual moments and still having a strong story foundation to connect them (films like E.T. and Schindlers List find that balance while films like Raiders and Jurassic Park return to Spielbergs more episodic tendencies). I am not suggesting that one is necessarily better than the...
 
 
 
 
 
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DAY 13: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

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2007-08-13 16:43:00 by Damian in Windmills of My Mind
...manages to escape out the window with Willie (who has stuffed the antidote down the front of her dress). The two manage to land in a car that just happens to pull up to the right place at the right time and we meet Indy's other companion for the film: 12-year-old Chinese orphan Short Round played by newcomer Ke Huy Quan (who, as it turns out,...
 
 
 
 
 
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This just in : "The Hobbit" is on, and it's twice as nice!

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2007-12-19 04:40:00 by Reel Fanatic in Reel Fanatic
...manage the production of the films, which will be shot simultaneously Peter Jackson and New Line have settled all litigation relating to the Lord of the Rings (LOTR) Trilogy The two Hobbit films The Hobbit and its sequel are scheduled to be shot simultaneously, with pre-production beginning as soon as possible. Principal photography is...
 
 
 
 
 
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Enter the World of ... LEPTIRICA!

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2007-08-01 10:45:00 by Jared in WORLDWEIRD CINEMA
...manage to see the whole creature but you understand it's a human, not animal After the shocking start the film turns to a talky romance between a young miller and a shepherd's daughter with an angelic face and long blonde hair. Also we watch the comic arguements between his friends from the village. They're always drunk and a funny priest is...